Bad Rapping HM The Pedestrian Martin's Horse The Ballad of Dan McGroo The Train
Black Cross HM The Policeman Murder The Chairs (4 Way Bit) To Swing Or Not To Swing
Boston Tea Party Horses Mouth My Own Railroad The Chastity Belt Willie The Shake
Buckly's First Jet Ride Is This The Sticker? Nero The Gasser  
Fire Chief James Dean People (Epilogue) The Gettysburg Address
Georgia Sweet And Kind Jonah and The Whale Religion The Hip Einie
Gods Own Drunk Let It Down Scrooge The Hip Gahn  
Governor Slugwell Lions Speak For Yourself, John The Nazz  
H Bomb Maharaja Subconscious Mind The Pied Piper
Hip Hiawatha Marc Antony Supermarket The Raven

"Say, Fred!"

"Yes, Charlie?"

"Will you kindly step over here a moment?"

"I can't I'm busy polishing the fire house."

"You've got this fire house polished up now until you’re endangering the life of the men. You almost killed Fred Simpson the other day, he couldn't get a grip on the pole!"

"I'm sorry."

"Oh, ho ho ho, that's marvelous, he's sorry, ha ha ha, come here!"


"Would you kindly explain to me, in heaven's name, what you possibly had in that brain of yours at that three alarm fire yesterday afternoon?"

"What's the matter? I was the first one to the top of the house."

"Oh ho ho ho. Isn't that marvelous, he was the first one to the top of the house. That makes everything fine! Will you kindly tell me, in heaven's name, why, when you were carrying that old lady, down from the third floor, why, in front of all those people, you dropped her from the second?"

"Well, to tell you the truth, the old lady was laughing and scratching like a schoolgirl, she hadn't had a bath for six months, and she annoyed me and I got mad and dropped her."

"Isn't that marvelous! He got mad and dropped her! Do you realize you sent the fire department back thirty-five years with that one move!?"

"I'm sorry."

"You'll be sorry enough before I get through. I'm going to see the chief!”


from "Blowing His Mind (and yours too!)
transcribed by Michael Monteleone